A new Jihad – Yellow Cab Pizza.
Remember the glorious milliseconds when you first had pizza?
It was a complete silence, wasn’t it? It was as if the world didn’t exist, just you and your mind, and the spirit of the cheesy baked pie.
Since then, we’ve been trying hardly enough to re-experience the moment. We become the regulars at Pizza Hut, we dial numbers for Dominos thin crusts, and after too many Hawaiian pizzas, we’re neither able to speak Italian fluently nor we have a mansion in Honolulu but we, are still Malaysians who prefer the good old nasi goreng and char kuew teow.
Pizza sucks. It doesn’t change our nationality and help us to achieve MTV’s delusional dreams.
If memory serves me right and televisionary serves me wrong, assuming my mother didn’t secretly feed me with Shakey’s when i was younger, the first pizza i had was home made. At age 5, i’ve eaten the best pizza in the world. At age 6 and 7, i still eat the best pizza in the world. At age 8, Shakey’s was a perfect escape for my mother’s diabolical plan of not to bake home made pizzas anymore.
Well, today, she’s still my mother. And still, she doesn’t do pizza anymore.
But Yellow Cab Pizza does decent pizza. I’ve been having it 3 days in a row. And if i were to rate it on a scale of 1 to infidel, and infidel being the head of Israel, i’d say commit to doing this sin – eat a Yellow Cab pizza everyday, 5 times a day if you were once muslim but now a metro-kafir who used to doing things religiously.
Now loosen the explosive straps, forgive the Jews and submit to Yellow Cab Pizza with all your heart. Achmed, this is your new jihad.
Picture list
Wake up and take the LRT (11), Menu and Pizza (6), Inside the Restaurant (4), Moving to the new office (6)
Wake up and take the LRT
After woke up late to work, make sure you camwhore first.
Doesn’t matter the puffy eyes.
Take a train to Dang Wangi. Follow the Jalan Raja Abdullah signboard.
Walk on the bridge,
and the bridge leads you to this restaurant. Just right in front of you.
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Menu and Pizza
The Menu. The smallest pizza they have is 10 inches.
New York’s Finest being my fav. I had it twice this week.
For your convenience to tapau the left over, every pizza is served with this box.
Ham & cheese Calzone. On a scale of 1 to infidel, this is George Bush.
Pepperoni & mushroom. On a scale of 1 to infidel, this is Geert Wilders.
New York’s finest. On a scale of 1 to infidel, this is Moshe Katsav.
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Inside the Restaurant
On weekdays, they open at 10am and close at 11.30pm.
They are still renovating the upper floor. The only thing that you could do, is to pretend like you’re playing mahjong with your friends.
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Moving to the new office
You invite few friends to the new office.
and cuci mata, tengok aurat, tambah dosa.
juga lakukan hubungan sejenis.
di akhir hari, lupakan segalanya. Cerita sahaja pada refrigerator.
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Have a jihad. Fight in the name of Yellow Cab Pizza.
Yellow Cab Pizza.
Jalan Raja Abdullah.
03 – 2694 2003
I’m hungry for more yellow cab!!!
Do I really have to take the train?
KY : me too, me too!
Simon Seow : You know the answer to this simple question, why bother asking, hihi =P