Blue Whale.
2008 September 23
“Ikan apa yang paling besar dalam dunia?” Asked a friend as if i didn’t know that blue whale is the largest marine mammal.
“Ikan paus lah,” i knew that i was fucking awesome. It only took me 0.000005 seconds to answer it. I was God’s portfolio of a beautiful mind.
“Nope, ada ikan lagi besar dari tu,” told a friend.
You fucking whore. I’ve broken the laws of physics. How else do you want me to process my intelligent mind? Slow like the rest?
“It’s the blue whale kan?” i said in a softened tone.
“No, ikan yang paling besar adalah, ikan paus biru goreng tepung,” yet she had to purse the most boring smirk ever. Laughing her ass off.
I hate batter-dipped fried blue whale.
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Selain ikan paus biru goreng tepung, jawapan juga boleh jadi Ikano Power Centre Mutiara Damansara. Ikan, Ikano.. Err.. Takpelah.
Hahahahaha…
then ikan yang lagi besar dari Ikano Power Centre = Ikano Power Centre goreng tepung?
no?
Eh bang, ikan paus tu mamalia kan? Ikan paling besar ialah jerung paus wtf.
You read too much encyclopedia.
You should have said Rhincodon typus instead.
That way, i can say “No, the largest fish is Thermo Triglyceride Triticum spp Rhincodon typus.”
And if u were to ask me back wtf is it. i might answer “I dunno, i hentam only! But doesn’t it sound big enough to you?”
BODOH LA THIS JOKE “=_=
OMG. POOR WHALE =(
i got show u my butterfly joke or not ;p hahaha
no, u haven’t
tell me ler the butterfly joke
yee hou you NERD!!!!
must show wan!! haha. or u check fugz blog. mine also got but mine too many post so dunno which archive.
i’ll check them out =)