People say say only i say say also la.

People say a lot of things, they speak everything to their liking.

Today, i will too.

They say i’m from Sarawak and ask me about Rumah Panjang, they say i’m from Sabah that’s why i eat BKT, they say i’m from Mauritius and i need a passport to go to MidValley. They say i’m kind, they say i’m bad, they say i’m nice and i’m stupid on repeat.

Firdauz you’re so nice, Firdauz you’re so bad, Firdauz you’re so kind, Firdauz you’re so stupid i’m gonna repeat this.

People say i’m 23, 22, 21, they always exaggerate. Everything they say is inaccurate.

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“Firdauz, you look 17,” the winner, the sweet Miss Universe had spoken in Little Penang Cafe in KLCC during lunch today. But she probably had the right to lie because she belanja us lunch. Terima Kasih! Huhu.

“Yeah loh, when i first met him, i didn’t know that he’s 28,” the first runner-up, my dear Pinky was championing her Miss Universe.

All i did was just smiling at them. They were my friends, and i loved them before the phone rang, and hated everything after this phone call.

“Firdauz, kitaorang kat KLCC,” girlfriend number XX and ex-girlfriend number XXX had called me when i was having my lunch.

“Ohh… I pun kat KLCC. Nanti kalau terserempak buat bodoh je tau.” I told them to stay away from me, not because i was being arrogant.

Not because they made me lose my mood

But it was because i had a severe diarrhoea the moment i answered their phone call.

Went to the public toilet 4 times, and once for the premium one.

Today, i paid 2 ringgit for berak, paid nothing for lunch and paid no attention to what i’m writing.

I say what i wanna say lah!

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I no mood already, bontot sakit tau!

=(