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Ala, tak sakit pun.

2009 January 15
by Firdauz takes 5

Semuanya salah pisau, pisau tu tajam sangat dan mungkin, dia tiada pegangan agama. Pisau musyrikin.

Masa tu tengah nak pisahkan kepingan burger beku jenama Darabif (bahasa melayunya, ‘Virgin Beef’). First-first guna butter knife, tapi degil la panties tu.

Patties tu, maksud saya.

Then, then kan, capai lah pisau dapur yang paling kecil dengan niat yang paling berat. “Hari ini, aku akan makan burger yang beratnya 100gms. Hohohoho.” Tak tahu kenapa, lately, saya suka ketawa macam Santa Claus.

Setelah puas ketawa seorang diri kat dapur tu, sebab malas exercise, angkat besi, berenang, berlari; tangan saya terpulas semasa membuat bunyian “Eyah, eyah, andre andre!” cuba mencucuk di celah dua kepingan burger beku.

Mungkin sebab selalu sangat guna bahasa yang pelik-pelik tapi asyik salah je dalam ejaan, diction, syntax dan morphologynya, saya telah di hukum Alam. Maka berdarahlah telapak tangan tercucuk pisau yang tajam.

=(

Sakit sikit je. Tak heran la! Macam kena gigit ladybird je tau.

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Virgin beef. Satu kotak ade 4. Harga RM 7.90 cekik darah.
Betul! Tadi tangan darah tau!

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Ni tangan banyak darah.

16 Responses leave one →
  1. Ebb permalink
    January 15, 2009

    less fat food = evil.

  2. January 15, 2009

    ice cream = lagi evil! huhuhu

  3. dila raden permalink
    January 15, 2009

    padan muka

  4. magenta permalink
    January 15, 2009

    jahat. i’m hemophobic. i almost puked looking at the pics. btw darabif sedap kan? just the name is a bit of a turnoff. masa i balik msia i ordered yang delivery tu. i loveeeee yang nachos dengan the guacamole. and the lamb glam and beef burger are not bad also.

  5. January 15, 2009

    hohoho

    tak sekiut hihihi la darling

    ko nih, kenalah hentikan diet daging dara mu ;)

  6. January 15, 2009

    Ouch! You’re NOT supposed to take pic but to treat your wound right after you injured urself ok?!! Ish ish >.<

  7. January 15, 2009

    Hahahah what a tragedy. i want klang bkt

  8. January 15, 2009

    u sure itu burger beef?

  9. January 16, 2009

    WTF.

  10. January 16, 2009

    ahh sakit!!

  11. January 16, 2009

    dila raden : =(

    magenta :i actually jerit “Hemoglobin! Hemoglobin!” masa tangan i luka. dunno why, terlebih drama mungkin =P. next time kan, u order darabif, u think of a cow that’s being slaughtered with all the red blood and buih-buih merah yang keluar dari tengkok lembu tersebut. Darabif, yum! =P

    Chriso : really meh? ok la, hihihihhi

    Jac : u were not there to take care of me =(

    KY : ok ok. will blog about it, huhuhu

    Myhorng : sure la! then what loh

    Gin : shadap ginny

    Robb : memang sakit pun!

  12. January 16, 2009

    kuat giler hang. boleh join perang israel-palestin nih. tak takut darah. hohoho (santau claus juga)

  13. January 16, 2009

    hoho. tak kuat pun. i don’t like wars! perang perang tak suka

  14. January 16, 2009

    mmm…blood!

  15. January 17, 2009

    Masih boleh buat designs? Huhu. Jgn tercekik darah tangan sebelah. XD

  16. January 18, 2009

    [n] :mmm.. [n]!

    chingy :boleh sayang =)

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