WWF.

I’m a WWF donor because i believe in saving the ninja turtles.

They exist, don’t argue with me.

It works like this, to make a donation, WWF has 3 options and you pick which one you like la. The first one, by a monthly autodebit, either from your credit card or from your bank account. The second one, a fixed donation. Like you donate 1 million ringgit and run away from this country before someone else asks you for more donations. The third option is to become a vegetarian, do yoga everyday, and live among the monkeys in the jungle.

I almost took the third option before i realized, it was just the promoter’s sense of humor.

After a good laugh, last year, i signed for the first option where every month, WWF will deduct money from my bank. The amount they take? 1 million ringgit each month because YOU’RE SO NOSY TO KNOW AH? Diam, diam sudah la, buttercup. See? I’m so nice i call you kepoh people buttercups.

Anyway, because i’m a true bimbo and my IQ is below zero (and all i wanna do in my life is to eat ice cream, dance, eat more ice cream, dance dance and kiss and hug and kiss kiss and hug hug), and other than to continue doing the silly things and to constantly scream “OMG!!! I DONT REMEMBER DOING THAT!” for each time someone uploads a picture of me during a party to facebook, i actually love animals.

I love animals and cute girls, period. Don’t argue with me. These 2 things need to be saved before they come to extinction.

The end.