Salahkan Avocado.

I’ve had everything ready — the freshest tomatoes, coriander, white onions, the nicest smile, happiness, my camera, lemon — semua dengan jiwa yang gembira. Gembira untuk memasak.

But now everything tak jadi ok!

=(

I’ve promised to cook for Pinky because i love her and tomorrow is her last day at work.

Now i think she’s going to hate me forever!

My initial plan was to make her Chicken Burrito with Tortilla Chips and with homemade Guacamole. Guacamole is the key to my cooking, if i don’t have Guacamole, i don’t have anything!

I don’t have Guacamole right now, it’s 4 am in the morning.

I’m so depressed! I wanna slit my wrist and die!

Stupid, stupid, stupid avocados!

The avocados i bought are too young and hard and and taste like rubber and can’t be mashed into Guacamole — only can be smashed over someone else’s head whom i hate, like, stupid Cold Storage who sold me young avocados.

Stupid Cold Storage, mahai, cibai!

Pinky’s really going to hate me. She’s gonna think i’m not the nicest bimbo (but i am the nicest!). She’s gonna think i’m a slut whom she won’t kiss and hug and love forever! (but everyone loves me forever!)

=(

P/s: It’s 4 am in the morning, by morning i have to be in the office with a home cooked meal for her. What to cook ah cibai avocado!