Buah-buahan Tempatan.
2009 February 7
“Firdauz, do you know what Buah Zakar is?” asked a friend.
“Of course i do! I’m a malay. It’s your genitals you idiot.”
“But why do they call it Buah. It doesn’t look like a fruit to me.”
Silly friend i have. Don’t you like it when your girlfriend juices it?
“They name the private parts Buah because of its shape, it bulges.”
“But they don’t call Tetek Buah”
“They do. They call them Buah Dada.”
“Really meh? But why Buah? They don’t look like fruits!”
What kind of girlfriend do you have? A runway of an airport?
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aaaaargghh.. kakaka.. you punya kawan chinese ke? kalo dia pon malay, tampo pakai kaki jer. hahaha jujur betul soalan itu.
aah, i’m a very sad malay, kawan melayu sikit sgt!
=(
byk kawan saya chinese je, bukan sebab pilih bulu. no, tak pilih bulu okay. cuma kebetulan, faktor kerja, persekitaran, dan perkongsian pemikiran. so kalau saya di campak di hujung kampung yang semuanya melayu, i don’t think i have any problem to make friend with the malays, rasa boleh jugak get along kot.
but all my friends are seriously funny one. they love making stupid jokes
Ahahaha.
This post makes me laugh. So I thank you for that (had a quite shitty day, so me laughing right now = good) ;)
ur welcome =)
i loike!
thanks swetheart, mwah
=P