Malaysia Aman Makmur Gila Babi.
A friend came to me, and started asking me about a ferrari,
“Hey. What do you call an indian who drives a ferrari?”
This was an overplayed joke, so i answered it, “A fucking thief, of course. Hoho.”
“Hehe, now what do you call 2 indians who drive a ferrari?” asked him while raising two fingers, emphasizing that it should be 2 indians right now.
I paused for a while. “Two thieves?”
“No. An organized crime.”
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After a good laugh because we all loved racist jokes and there were the best to laugh at, and because we didn’t take jokes too seriously, he then asked us again,
“What do you call an indian who flies an aeroplane full of innocent passengers?”
“A fucking terrorist!” answered another friend.
“No. Ya’ll fucking racists!” he said. “We call him, a pilot.”
OMFG that’s the bomb.
Eh its kinda rude actually, to crack such jokes. Please, tell your friend.
my friend is a super cool hero. nowadays people are being too careful with words, they’re not funny anymore. and they bore me to death! lol. my friend for prime minister!
Hahhahaa coming out of Yee Hou wtf. lol
ops ok i typed the earlier comment. =/
Mellissa/KY : lol. yeah loh. Tan Yee Hou, aren’t you racist as well? =P
i bet other ppl has jokes on malay too..if about layu and malay-sia and us being a lazy bastard, i heard about it already.
heard/make any?
it’s the differences among us that keeps us laughing and strive forward.
if everyone can talk jokes in a more general way, everyone can improve. :)
so Robb, any cute gay malaysian jokes from a cute man like you? ^_~