Dazlious.
16 Mar
I had invited some ridiculous chick who brought me jambu air and rojak paste and a couple of her friends to feast on seafood pasta cooked with a secret ingredient i didn’t allow them to watch, and to sink their teeth into a freshly baked banana-orange cake that was eaten with Ben & Jerry’s – Banana Split ice cream, and to see me holding my breath all the time because i had recently developed a potbelly, and to learn a new word, dazlious.
“I dah gemuk kan now?” I held my breath and sucked in my paunch.
“No la, you look okay. I dah kurus now kan?”
and i will never trust any girl. They only say the nicest things because they want us to say nice things back to them. Jerks!
If there were a secret to happiness, it wasn’t about getting laid or having money, or both — that was no secret. The real secret to my happiness was to main masak-masak with silly friends of mine. That, and asking them to bless my house with an Assalamualaikum.
“Masuk rumah i kena bagi salam tau. Ada malaikat jaga. Jaga wine bottles.”
And we had dinner that night and watched a football game, and a movie; and i had asked them to stay longer, and their mothers had asked them to go back to their houses, so i told them “Come back tomorrow tau.”
They never did. Jerks! Takut emak la tu. Pussies.
P/s : Liverpool menang lawan Manchester United 4 – 1 issit? Haha.
I let the bananas ripen in a plastic bag. After 4 days, they have this nice and sweet fragrance and make the banana-orange cake oh-so-sedap!
Looks so yummy yumyyyy! Especially the cake! :D
Did your banana go inside the jambu air?
Where’s the pictures of your silly friends?!?
some = 2?
quite fair also ur ridiculous chicks
this bastard can cook very well. but he doesn’t cook for his colleagues. well, not the male ones. the female ones he cooked before, when they visited him alone at his place. lol
did i give the wrong impression =(
by ridiculous chick, i meant a female friend.
by pussies, i meant penakut/chickened out/mom’s daughters.
by silly, i really meant stupid/bodoh. see, i very honest one!
Mellissa : they are, they are! the pasta, the cake, the ben & jerry’s, the jambu rojak = happiest day in my life! hohoho
Tan Yee Hou : no. i’m still demam la mahai. when ur sick, cannot have actions what.
KY : got pictures of their hands only. cibai u stalker! go away!
Myhorng : no. some = an unspecified number. who knows if she’s out of her mind. i can’t count her as one, women are crazy when they’re mad. really! i’ve faced this too many times!
Robb : cibai la u! how to cook for guys one. ok ok. i cook and bring to the office ok. cannot come to my house la, later complicated how? cannot sleep with ur colleagues la u idiot! (and cannot sleep with guys also u very gay la robb)
and by cibai, i actually meant the actual pussy.
Oooo… Chicks bawak jambu air for you, you ajak datang rumah and cook for them aaa…
If I jambu and berair, how? You invite me also ah?
tersedak. man, i was drinking water from a tall cup tiba-tiba tersembur kat screen. damn funny la u aqma. but of course, sure. come la. what do u want to eat ? (other than me). i’ll cook for u also k.
the seafood pasta makes my tummy openin concert…
how come u can cook very well.
Me & my friends always end up calling our mum. ” mumi, how much do we need to put this this this?”
dont tell me u manipulating girls with ur cooking skills.
U’re damn brilliant!
i want yo’ pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
lil bunny : ur a bunny. go eat carrots! hohoh =P
Gegirll : no la. i cincai cincai cook only. manipulating girls? more like i kena manipulated. can’t u see? after so many posts on this blogs, after so many comments on this blog, can’t you see? im always the one whom kena bullied one.
elly says, “i want yo’ pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” – this is another classic example of i kena bullied by a girl.
ur ‘mumi’ doesn’t like u. she thinks u n ur friends eat to much. hohohoho =P
elly : i dowan to cook for anyone anymore. i just realized everyone tak sayang me! ok, ok. this weekend or next weekend or when ur free, ask ur friend diana to come as well ok. or any of ur friends.
lil bunny is tempted by ur pasta…
hi firdauz. of course i remember you. :)
lil bunny : bunnies cannot eat pasta. go away. =P
Wani Ardy : no u don’t! i bumped into u last weekend at the curve and smiled at you, n u even looked at me and didn’t smile back! ur a terrible person! i don’t like u =(