Assalamulaikum!

25 Mar

So i asked Emma if she’s free this weekend, she said let’s go bush walking. Coolness, i thought. 7.30am in the morning in a bush with a girl who is not your girlfriend? Syuuukur kepada tuhan!

Then i got a little greedy, i just had to plan my weekend in the most kiasu way, and i asked another girl who is also not my girlfriend, i asked her :

“Sex this weekend?”

and she replied, “Jangan nak goda i boleh blah? Besides, i’ve told you, sex without love is akin to makan Bah Kut Teh baca doa makan.”

Ridiculous, i thought, and replied, “For god’s sake, it’s only sex!” and remembered that she’s a muslim and continued, “Air sembahyang tak batal tau kalau pakai condom. Tak kena kulit, takpe. Plus, kalau batal, boleh tayammum. I ade pasir?”

Whatever happened to me lately? Horny issit? Jumpa tuhan sudah, issit?

15 Responses to “Assalamulaikum!”

  1. Aqma Anis 25. Mar, 2009 at 10:37 am #

    Babe,

    Bush walking only tau.
    No bush exploring…

    Haha :P

  2. Firdauz takes 5 25. Mar, 2009 at 11:08 am #

    same goes to you as well. no curi2 pegang2 tangan, or raba2 anywhere ok. i don’t like it. i have a kote, i know, but no touching. tengok pun tak boleh. haha =P

  3. KY 25. Mar, 2009 at 11:16 am #

    Hahaha you’re incredible!

  4. Firdauz takes 5 25. Mar, 2009 at 11:40 am #

    no! im so not ok! i’m like an omega pussy, nutritious, but weak hearted, sissy, and people like to take advantage on me. they always like to nibble at my … nothing! i have to be careful!

    protect me from these people KY. ur my hero, protect me!

  5. Myhorng 25. Mar, 2009 at 2:42 pm #

    WTF, wanna change name or not patrick?

  6. Gin 25. Mar, 2009 at 5:15 pm #

    “=_= …tsk tsk tsk

  7. Z 25. Mar, 2009 at 6:08 pm #

    Aiyoyo Firdauz. Tsk tsk tsk.

    Confuse meh?

  8. Rachying 25. Mar, 2009 at 10:38 pm #

    patrick ni poyo!

  9. Chriso 26. Mar, 2009 at 9:56 am #

    no wonder dowan ajak me for cookout! hahaha baby why u gwen stefani!

  10. sina 26. Mar, 2009 at 11:22 am #

    so did you get to goda the number 2 lady or not? silly lah you. haha

  11. Firdauz takes 5 28. Mar, 2009 at 5:09 pm #

    Myhorng : dowan change name!

    Gin : ginny, why u always busy one. when wanna lepak again

    Z : ahahahahahaha. a little bit, i guess =P

    Rachying : memang pun. shadapt la u

    Chriso : ahahahahah. yeah yeah. im a terrible friend right =(. gwen stefani like how eh?

    Sina : shhhhhh… cannot tell here. ahahahha

  12. Nicholas 28. Mar, 2009 at 9:23 pm #

    Gwen Stefani means DIVA LAH! right

  13. Firdauz takes 5 28. Mar, 2009 at 11:16 pm #

    i very diva leh. huuuuuuuuuuuu terrible!

  14. M 28. Mar, 2009 at 11:34 pm #

    firdauz,parsley,daun ketumbar and rosemary.teka siapa saya.

  15. Firdauz takes 5 28. Mar, 2009 at 11:55 pm #

    my date for tomorrow. lol.

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