Assalamulaikum!
So i asked Emma if she’s free this weekend, she said let’s go bush walking. Coolness, i thought. 7.30am in the morning in a bush with a girl who is not your girlfriend? Syuuukur kepada tuhan!
Then i got a little greedy, i just had to plan my weekend in the most kiasu way, and i asked another girl who is also not my girlfriend, i asked her :
“Sex this weekend?”
and she replied, “Jangan nak goda i boleh blah? Besides, i’ve told you, sex without love is akin to makan Bah Kut Teh baca doa makan.”
Ridiculous, i thought, and replied, “For god’s sake, it’s only sex!” and remembered that she’s a muslim and continued, “Air sembahyang tak batal tau kalau pakai condom. Tak kena kulit, takpe. Plus, kalau batal, boleh tayammum. I ade pasir?”
Whatever happened to me lately? Horny issit? Jumpa tuhan sudah, issit?
Babe,
Bush walking only tau.
No bush exploring…
Haha :P
same goes to you as well. no curi2 pegang2 tangan, or raba2 anywhere ok. i don’t like it. i have a kote, i know, but no touching. tengok pun tak boleh. haha =P
Hahaha you’re incredible!
no! im so not ok! i’m like an omega pussy, nutritious, but weak hearted, sissy, and people like to take advantage on me. they always like to nibble at my … nothing! i have to be careful!
protect me from these people KY. ur my hero, protect me!
WTF, wanna change name or not patrick?
“=_= …tsk tsk tsk
Aiyoyo Firdauz. Tsk tsk tsk.
Confuse meh?
patrick ni poyo!
no wonder dowan ajak me for cookout! hahaha baby why u gwen stefani!
so did you get to goda the number 2 lady or not? silly lah you. haha
Myhorng : dowan change name!
Gin : ginny, why u always busy one. when wanna lepak again
Z : ahahahahahaha. a little bit, i guess =P
Rachying : memang pun. shadapt la u
Chriso : ahahahahah. yeah yeah. im a terrible friend right =(. gwen stefani like how eh?
Sina : shhhhhh… cannot tell here. ahahahha
Gwen Stefani means DIVA LAH! right
i very diva leh. huuuuuuuuuuuu terrible!
firdauz,parsley,daun ketumbar and rosemary.teka siapa saya.
my date for tomorrow. lol.