and the sex was on Sunday, right?
“I sayang you ok.”
“Yeah right. You told that to all the girls kan?”
“But i like you the most!”
“Yeah right. You told that too to all the girls kan?”
“Habis tu i nak cakap ape. Semua i dah penah cakap.”
She called me Saru, which meant ‘Monkey’ in Japanese. She told me i’m her favourite monkey. I told her she’s my favourite girl. So it went like these :
“You’re really naughty kan?”
and then we had sex.
“You’re really naughty kan?”
and then we had sex again.
“You’re really naughty kan?”
and then we had sex another again.
Between sex, we talked about sex. While talking about sex, we did something that would lead to sex. It was Sunday godamnit i’m single and horny give me a break. Then she marked her territory, she left her Longines watch and her facial cream. Pandai. Very clever ok.
Ya ampun.I am going to sue you for defamation.
I don’t believe you can have sex so many times, and show me the Longines already!
Marking territory? Hmm… interesting…
Firdy, you got longkang on the second last picture?
i’m horny and i’m single.
part time lover, full time friend : eh, u change to full time lover and full time friend la better. because ur so comel u know.
KY : picture updated, hohohoho. no la! i tipu only. i never had sex ok. im still a virgin like how my mother still is.
Aqma Anis : yeah! there’s even a 2nd toothbrush in my washroom (did u notice the red color one? that isn’t mine). but she never asked about it. so i kept quiet loh. lol. i swear to you everybody wants to leave something in my house!
Nicholas : yeah, i very fat already =(
Myhorng : ahahahah. but horny is indeed ur name!
geez, i did notice an ‘ikat rambut’ in the bathroom. :P
it’s my mom’s ok. she’s an old lady. u tak baik kutuk her getah rambut.
Hi Firdauz – Now I remember your hairdo looks like Herman Tino lah.Heheh.I bet you don’t know who he is, kan? :P
firdy. do u have a scar at ur left eyebrow?
sina : i know him! when i was 5 or 6, my auntie — i called her ‘Mak‘ — liked herman tino’s songs so much. now ur making me rindu my ‘Mak’. she’s like a mother to me, tak macam my auntie sgt because i was closer to her than i was to my mom, when i was a kid.
gegirll : i do. i never erased any pimple or scar or anything i don’t like pun using photoshop. in fact, i like them, i like imperfections, i love scars, they tell stories. so if you click on the pictures, u’ll get a larger and clearer version of the images, and u can even see pores or maybe even boogers pun boleh nampak, hahahahha.
anyway, about the scar. i have a brother, a year older than me. so when i was a kid, we did everything. bergaduh, main basikal, masuk longkang, tangkap ikan, wrestling, panjat pokok, jatuh pokok, lastik, kena lastik, baling batu, kena baling batu. u know, boys.
i think the scar i got it twice there. satu jatuh bicycle, another one gaduh with my brother i think, so wounded at the same place.
and my scalp pun ada scar, jatuh tgh lari lari dalam surau, langgar meja, berdarah. wait, i’ll tell you the whole story.
i was 8, darjah 2. my mom bawakkan i bekal, nasi goreng i think. masa tu sekolah agama. petang, dalam surau. then i ajak my friend to eat with me, u know, sharing my bekal (my life is so damn full of sharing food with everyone i think, lol). so i malas la nak eat alone kan, ajak my friend to makan with me. he said “ok, aku pegi basuh makan dulu”. then dia pegi basuh tangan kan, lama sangat i rasa my friend ni basuh tangan.
when i was young, i couldn’t walk. i ran to everywhere. i really didn’t know how to walk. i was always running everywhere. cacat ok. then kan, i tunngu my friend ni lembab la basuh tangan pun lama, i lari to the wudu’ area, langgar my friend tadi kuat-kuat, he kissed the wall, his bibir berdarah, i langgar the bucu meja with my head. then i gosok-gosok my head, cakap “adoi sakit”, lepas tu ketawa with my friend. my friend ketawa campur nangis sikit-sikit sebab bibir dia berdarah.
then ustazah dtg tgk kitaorang. sebab dorang kata ada darah. then dorang bawak i pegi the wudu’ area, cakap basuh my head, kepala i berdarah. sekali i tengok darah banyak, terus drama. i menangis kuat-kuat. i drama ok. mula2 ketawa, sebab kelakar, kepala sakit. lepas tu tak kelakar lagi, ada darah.
the ustazah brought me to clinic, kena jahit, called my mom, my mom muka pucat, picked me up from the sekolah agama, i didn’t go to school for 2 days.
when i went back to school, kena ejek. hahahah. sebab my head ade jahit and bandage gauze tu warna merah+kuning, u know, the ubat kan ade warna kuning+merah like that. dorang kata tahi burung on my head.
lepas tu kena boycotted with the kids, no one wanted to befriend me. then i grew up became like this. weird kan!
u r one of a kind.
I think u r hyperactive laa..
mesti time kecik2 peluh2 mcm jatuh swimming pool.