gegirll : i do. i never erased any pimple or scar or anything i don’t like pun using photoshop. in fact, i like them, i like imperfections, i love scars, they tell stories. so if you click on the pictures, u’ll get a larger and clearer version of the images, and u can even see pores or maybe even boogers pun boleh nampak, hahahahha.

anyway, about the scar. i have a brother, a year older than me. so when i was a kid, we did everything. bergaduh, main basikal, masuk longkang, tangkap ikan, wrestling, panjat pokok, jatuh pokok, lastik, kena lastik, baling batu, kena baling batu. u know, boys.

i think the scar i got it twice there. satu jatuh bicycle, another one gaduh with my brother i think, so wounded at the same place.

and my scalp pun ada scar, jatuh tgh lari lari dalam surau, langgar meja, berdarah. wait, i’ll tell you the whole story.

i was 8, darjah 2. my mom bawakkan i bekal, nasi goreng i think. masa tu sekolah agama. petang, dalam surau. then i ajak my friend to eat with me, u know, sharing my bekal (my life is so damn full of sharing food with everyone i think, lol). so i malas la nak eat alone kan, ajak my friend to makan with me. he said “ok, aku pegi basuh makan dulu”. then dia pegi basuh tangan kan, lama sangat i rasa my friend ni basuh tangan.

when i was young, i couldn’t walk. i ran to everywhere. i really didn’t know how to walk. i was always running everywhere. cacat ok. then kan, i tunngu my friend ni lembab la basuh tangan pun lama, i lari to the wudu’ area, langgar my friend tadi kuat-kuat, he kissed the wall, his bibir berdarah, i langgar the bucu meja with my head. then i gosok-gosok my head, cakap “adoi sakit”, lepas tu ketawa with my friend. my friend ketawa campur nangis sikit-sikit sebab bibir dia berdarah.

then ustazah dtg tgk kitaorang. sebab dorang kata ada darah. then dorang bawak i pegi the wudu’ area, cakap basuh my head, kepala i berdarah. sekali i tengok darah banyak, terus drama. i menangis kuat-kuat. i drama ok. mula2 ketawa, sebab kelakar, kepala sakit. lepas tu tak kelakar lagi, ada darah.

the ustazah brought me to clinic, kena jahit, called my mom, my mom muka pucat, picked me up from the sekolah agama, i didn’t go to school for 2 days.

when i went back to school, kena ejek. hahahah. sebab my head ade jahit and bandage gauze tu warna merah+kuning, u know, the ubat kan ade warna kuning+merah like that. dorang kata tahi burung on my head.

lepas tu kena boycotted with the kids, no one wanted to befriend me. then i grew up became like this. weird kan!

KY : picture updated, hohohoho. no la! i tipu only. i never had sex ok. im still a virgin like how my mother still is.

Aqma Anis : yeah! there’s even a 2nd toothbrush in my washroom (did u notice the red color one? that isn’t mine). but she never asked about it. so i kept quiet loh. lol. i swear to you everybody wants to leave something in my house!

Nicholas : yeah, i very fat already =(

Myhorng : ahahahah. but horny is indeed ur name!