Cerita bergambar : Kisah Perempuan Tua.
Pada suatu hari,
di sebuah restaurant Jepun yang menyediakan makanan siapa-cepat-dia-dapat — dan makanan kalau order memang susah atau lambat betul nak dapat —, Encik Firdy yang terkenal dengan sifat sopan santunnya, dengan iklhlasnya telah berkata;
“Perempuan Tua, saya cintakan kamu.”
“Oh, cinta plastic kamu tu? Yang kamu katakan juga kepada seribu wanita lain tu?”
Muka Perempuan Tua ini sungguh menakutkan! jerit hati Encik Firdy. “Perempuan Tua, bukan seribu wanita la, dua rabus ribu, tahu!” dan dia menyambung, “dan kamu bukan yang terakhir!”
“Ooooohhhhhhhh,”
“Kamu buat saya stressed! Kamu buat saya stressed!” jerit Encik Firdy, “berhenti buat muka yang menakutkan itu!”
“Oooohhhhhhh,”
Katakutan, Encik Firdy menyorok dibawah meja. Dan kemudiannya dipujuk;
“Firdy, you want sex after this?” pujuk Perempuan Tua, “cepat makan, jangan buat perangai cute you tu.”
“Ya, saya akan habiskan semua makanan yang di atas meja ini dengan segera!” dan kemudiannya menyambung, “Perempuan Tua, saya sayang kamu kerana kamu bukan perempuan terburuk yang penah saya jumpa.”
“Oh yeah? Ada orang lagi buruk dari I?”
“Ada. Nama dia terpaksa saya rahsiakan. Perempuan Tua, cuba kamu baca fikiran saya,” Encik Firdy menarik tangan Perempuan Tua, dan meletakkannya ke dahi Encik Firdy. “Nampak tak metal image Perempuan Muda yang jauh lagi buruk dari kamu.”
“My Gosh, terkejut i tengok mental image you,” Perempuan Tua mengusap dadanya yang berombak ketakutan. “Siapa Perempuan Muda tersebut?!”
“Nama dia bukan Carol,” jawab Encik Firdy.
Namanya bukan Carol, bisik hati Encik Firdy.
“Ahh.. Perempuan Tua, mari pulang ke rumah dan membuat dosa-dosa manis.”
Dan pulanglah Perempuan Tua dan Encik Firdy ke rumah dan tamatlah cerita bergambar ini.
Suka hati tak adik-adik semua.
=P
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK CAROL’S GOING TO PWN YOUR ASS TOMORROW DUDE!!!
AHAHAHHAHAHAH, i’ve asked Carol’s permission whether or not i can put this picture, she said can, as long as i don’t tell people that it’s her.
AND I DIDN’T!
=P
Holy guacomole!!!! No more sex for you Firdauz!!! :P
BTW I have never called you Firdy It’s always FIRDAUZ.
lantaklah, i write, not u, u always complain too much kan
=(
not carol! lol
HAHAHah the photos are too funny!
Bestnya cerita bergambar ni!
I like!
I HATE YOU FIRDY!!!
Extreme Close up somemore! T_T
I’ll make sure you go home without one side of your ear/leg/hand tonight!
Sakae Sushi! Where the sushi melts in your mouth but never your wallet. Eh tak make sense. Dila Raden sure jealous.
Not Carol. Haha that’s cute.
“Encik Firdy yang terkenal dengan sifat sopan santunnya”— tak perasaan langsung..asyik pukul aku je..
OMG Patrick, u r so going to die. LOL great pictures btw. :P
Hahaha post ini macam cerita kartun jepun alih bahasa melayu. XD
Robb : it’s not carol! really!
KY : hohohooho, not carol will hate u for sating her photos are funny!
Aqma Anis : kan? i pun suka cerita bergambar ini. hihihi
Carol : i survived! wooohooo! =P
Jannah Raffali : why Dila Raden jealous ah? she likes sakae sushi issit? or she likes me?
Vernice : ahahaha, your BM sucks la Vernice, how to sleep with u again one? wanna kiss me? =P
Myhorng : no leh, i wont die one! i very strong u know, huhuhu =P
Pinksterz : hey, u’ve been reading my blog since the early days, almost a year now only leave a comment ah? (oh yeah, i know who my readers are, hihih)
Ok this is gonna sound stalker-ish but I think saw you just now walking along uhhh…what’s the name of that road? somewhere along Heritage Row? : – /
hahaha yeap been reading you since your blogspot days :P
coz i shy shy to comment mah.
Oh my gosh! [n] is a stalker!
Faster hide Firdy!
Perempuan tua itu sangat cute. But you’re cuter. :P
[n] : doesn’t sound like a stalker-ish thing to me, sounds more like YOU VERY SOMBONG ONE WHY NEVER SAID HI ALSO. i very fat issit, very ugly issit, u hate me issit. go die la u! =(
pinksterz : but i saw u left a comment on pinkpau’s blog before, no shy one. u double standard with me issit. i’m not nice issit =(
Aqma Anis : can i hide in your… ermmm..in that.. ermmm.. you know where i like to hide myself in, right =P
sina : you have a lousy taste la. both also not cute one. they look like rempits only.
LOL. I was driving lah, tengok luar & saw this familiar looking dude walking by & I was like “eh muka macam pernah nampak, tapi di mana ya?” :P
Takpe, next time if I ever see you on the street again, I’ll shout yr name!
and i was typing lovey-dovey-cute-cute text messages, and then i tersedar i didn’t have your number, you know how i like to mass msgs people with the same messages macam template
smooth tak i, smooth tak i?
takpe, next time if i ever see you driving again, i’ll stop your car and ask for ur number ok
=P
luv dia one…nice!