Bak Kut Teh is a friend.
“Baby, esok nak lunch kat Bukit Asam Jawa tak?” asked a girl.
And i thought, where in the world is Bukit Asam Jawa? Sounds like a sour Javanese. Then i replied, “Esok maybe i go Bak Kut Teh with my friends. I’ll confirm with you tomorrow boleh?”
And i thought, the flesh of swine in a herbal soup, cooked for hours with bones and spices and secret ingredients and this broth is so delicious, it’s forbidden to whisper the recipe or to pass a bowl or two, to the people who wish to go to heaven with some Arab friends.
That’s it, i thought. Bak Kut Teh is a friend, i’ll go to hell with some Chinese friends. And i had asked the same girl, “Baby, Bukit Asam Jawa tu dekat mana?”
She replied, “Tamarind Hill.”
Bodoh, Tamarind Hill! I wanna go there, but i wanna go Bak Kut Teh also, How ah? How ah?
Bukit Asam Jawa, or Klang Bah Kut Teh?
“Baby, can we have a quickie if i go lunch with you tomorrow?” I had asked, in the hope that i can fong fei kei some chinese friends of mine for a brief sex and an exotic indochinese lunch on a hill.
God, help me decide. Amen.
i tot it never should be a dilemma in such a case. had bkt and still wan the quickie desert later on.
god is busy at the moment. he told me to tell u it depends on which body part u use to think. =D
agrees with Rachel! XD
baby firdy if i dun see you how to pass you the sweets :(
Haih.You need my help for simple thing like this? :P
either think with baby firdy or baby birdy… BKT is gud for health. Makes ur brain works better…
god took a long leave since he was last seen talking to this bearded dude in the desert some 2000 yrs ago
Dude u sure kick ass!
so how lah?
if bkt is mornin den quickie after ur back. if bkt is petang den quickie in the mornin. settled!
Myhorng : hoi, i can’t live without bah kut teh, adventurous sex, good food, and delicious friends. i memang tamak.
rachel : u liar! god doesn’t exist =P
christock : thanks for the candies! they’re super delicious, love them! ur the best! love u forever, hoohohoho
God(ot) : shadap impostor. but then again, even god himself is an impostor, ahahahahahah
superweightkoalabear : i agree! bkt makes me smarter! =P
KY : you stole my line u crazy atheist! don’t grow up into a suicide bomber okay =P
Lucius Maximus : actually, no =(. i poke them good asses only, no heart to kick them la. and i poke them with a stick some more, hihihi
elly : oh yeah, i didn’t turn up for both lunches, ahahaha. idiot, right? was seriously busy during weekdays, so i postponed everything and pushed them makan activities into this weekend.
lilbunny : lunch la, both also lunch.