Oh yes we are.

24 May

I was busy running the cursor on the laptop screen — was in the office at night — when the message came in;

“*hugs* suddenly thought of you, hence the sms. lol.”

It was from Jacquelyn, the girl i kissed her lips on the first date, and i didn’t get the 2nd date and was left broken-hearted and i almost went nuts, or at least i exaggerate this line and fabricate this story so that i’d look much of a loser, for the literary impact and for the sake to gain sympathy.

Boo fucking hoo Firdy.

But of course, the only part that i exaggerated was the part i said i almost went nuts. I’m pretty much compos mentis and even if i’m a little nutty, it wasn’t because of Jacquelyn.

So i replied, “Hey, i’m Firdauz. Are you sure the message is for me?” Because i thought, after all things that she didn’t tell me — that i’m ugly, in her words of ‘you’re not for me and i wish you a happy end, to live and to die smiling with the girl who loves you for eternity and cries and wears black outfit when you die’ — she could have sent the message to the wrong person.

In short, i was worried that the message she sent wasn’t for me but to someone else. In a longer explanation, i could have written the previous paragraph in no less than 3 thousand words that wouldn’t make much sense but kind of fun. If fact, i kinda did.

And she replied, “-_- Yes Firdy. I know it’s you la. Haha. Dun want is it?”

And I replied, “I want! Hihihi. Hug you back!”

And she replied, “Hehe, See? A hug a day makes people happy =). Eat your dinner on time. I go makan now. *nom nom nom*”

And if i were to be honest with my writing, i kinda imagined hugging her and pressing my chest against her breasts, and fondling with, i don’t know.

Guys are so typical! But we’re kinda cute, aren’t we?

=P

14 Responses to “Oh yes we are.”

  1. xianfu 24. May, 2009 at 9:35 pm #

    first thing that came into my mind was…

    “LETS HIGH 5!” (in a Borat’s way)

    LOL

  2. Lidah 24. May, 2009 at 10:21 pm #

    Blueks.

  3. the unknown 25. May, 2009 at 12:11 am #

    it’s pretty typical for girls to miss us when they dont mean anythin anymore. :P

  4. Jac 25. May, 2009 at 1:55 am #

    OH MY GAWD! *screams in horror*

  5. Firdauz takes 5 25. May, 2009 at 2:09 am #

    xianfu : u pervert, go die faster la u! =P

    Lidah : ehem!

    the unknown : so you’re a guy eh? i thought ur a girl like OMG! i just planned to do things to get into ur pants, but then, ur a guy. boring la u ni! =P

    Jac : hello jacquelyn. another hug? =)

  6. Jac 25. May, 2009 at 2:11 am #

    IF you promised not to eat me up?

    one hug enough la. so tamak ;p

  7. Firdauz takes 5 25. May, 2009 at 2:13 am #

    nonsense! why would i promise such thing?

    i memang tamak!

  8. nynna 25. May, 2009 at 9:07 am #

    funny…but sweet tho

  9. KY 25. May, 2009 at 11:20 am #

    stop trying to say u’re ugly!

  10. Aqma Anis 25. May, 2009 at 1:39 pm #

    I’m upset! You don’t dream about my fluffy breast anymore. Hhhmmmpphh!

  11. superweightkoalabear 25. May, 2009 at 9:24 pm #

    fluffy…. like roti gardenia?

  12. Firdauz takes 5 26. May, 2009 at 11:03 am #

    nynna : hihi, =P

    KY : hoi! saying ‘i’m ugly’ is the cheapest and most effective way to get attention.

    Aqma Anis : gosh, u guys are so demanding! ok then, give me your breasts, faster come here.

    superweightkoalabear : ahahahaha.

  13. whoaamello 27. May, 2009 at 9:48 am #

    “and fondling with, i don’t know.” LOL! Perv.

    (:

    But yeahh, guys are cute. Kinda only. LOL.

  14. Firdauz takes 5 27. May, 2009 at 3:56 pm #

    nooo!!!! we’re freaking cute!

    doesn’t matter what we do, girls always find us yummy and are trying to get into our pants

    =P

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