Oh yes we are.
I was busy running the cursor on the laptop screen — was in the office at night — when the message came in;
“*hugs* suddenly thought of you, hence the sms. lol.”
It was from Jacquelyn, the girl i kissed her lips on the first date, and i didn’t get the 2nd date and was left broken-hearted and i almost went nuts, or at least i exaggerate this line and fabricate this story so that i’d look much of a loser, for the literary impact and for the sake to gain sympathy.
Boo fucking hoo Firdy.
But of course, the only part that i exaggerated was the part i said i almost went nuts. I’m pretty much compos mentis and even if i’m a little nutty, it wasn’t because of Jacquelyn.
So i replied, “Hey, i’m Firdauz. Are you sure the message is for me?” Because i thought, after all things that she didn’t tell me — that i’m ugly, in her words of ‘you’re not for me and i wish you a happy end, to live and to die smiling with the girl who loves you for eternity and cries and wears black outfit when you die’ — she could have sent the message to the wrong person.
In short, i was worried that the message she sent wasn’t for me but to someone else. In a longer explanation, i could have written the previous paragraph in no less than 3 thousand words that wouldn’t make much sense but kind of fun. If fact, i kinda did.
And she replied, “-_- Yes Firdy. I know it’s you la. Haha. Dun want is it?”
And I replied, “I want! Hihihi. Hug you back!”
And she replied, “Hehe, See? A hug a day makes people happy =). Eat your dinner on time. I go makan now. *nom nom nom*”
And if i were to be honest with my writing, i kinda imagined hugging her and pressing my chest against her breasts, and fondling with, i don’t know.
Guys are so typical! But we’re kinda cute, aren’t we?
=P

first thing that came into my mind was…
“LETS HIGH 5!” (in a Borat’s way)
LOL
Blueks.
it’s pretty typical for girls to miss us when they dont mean anythin anymore. :P
OH MY GAWD! *screams in horror*
xianfu : u pervert, go die faster la u! =P
Lidah : ehem!
the unknown : so you’re a guy eh? i thought ur a girl like OMG! i just planned to do things to get into ur pants, but then, ur a guy. boring la u ni! =P
Jac : hello jacquelyn. another hug? =)
IF you promised not to eat me up?
one hug enough la. so tamak ;p
nonsense! why would i promise such thing?
i memang tamak!
funny…but sweet tho
stop trying to say u’re ugly!
I’m upset! You don’t dream about my fluffy breast anymore. Hhhmmmpphh!
fluffy…. like roti gardenia?
nynna : hihi, =P
KY : hoi! saying ‘i’m ugly’ is the cheapest and most effective way to get attention.
Aqma Anis : gosh, u guys are so demanding! ok then, give me your breasts, faster come here.
superweightkoalabear : ahahahaha.
“and fondling with, i don’t know.” LOL! Perv.
(:
But yeahh, guys are cute. Kinda only. LOL.
nooo!!!! we’re freaking cute!
doesn’t matter what we do, girls always find us yummy and are trying to get into our pants
=P