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Oh yes we are.

2009 May 24
by Firdauz takes 5

I was busy running the cursor on the laptop screen — was in the office at night — when the message came in;

“*hugs* suddenly thought of you, hence the sms. lol.”

It was from Jacquelyn, the girl i kissed her lips on the first date, and i didn’t get the 2nd date and was left broken-hearted and i almost went nuts, or at least i exaggerate this line and fabricate this story so that i’d look much of a loser, for the literary impact and for the sake to gain sympathy.

Boo fucking hoo Firdy.

But of course, the only part that i exaggerated was the part i said i almost went nuts. I’m pretty much compos mentis and even if i’m a little nutty, it wasn’t because of Jacquelyn.

So i replied, “Hey, i’m Firdauz. Are you sure the message is for me?” Because i thought, after all things that she didn’t tell me — that i’m ugly, in her words of ‘you’re not for me and i wish you a happy end, to live and to die smiling with the girl who loves you for eternity and cries and wears black outfit when you die’ — she could have sent the message to the wrong person.

In short, i was worried that the message she sent wasn’t for me but to someone else. In a longer explanation, i could have written the previous paragraph in no less than 3 thousand words that wouldn’t make much sense but kind of fun. If fact, i kinda did.

And she replied, “-_- Yes Firdy. I know it’s you la. Haha. Dun want is it?”

And I replied, “I want! Hihihi. Hug you back!”

And she replied, “Hehe, See? A hug a day makes people happy =). Eat your dinner on time. I go makan now. *nom nom nom*”

And if i were to be honest with my writing, i kinda imagined hugging her and pressing my chest against her breasts, and fondling with, i don’t know.

Guys are so typical! But we’re kinda cute, aren’t we?

=P

14 Responses leave one →
  1. May 24, 2009

    first thing that came into my mind was…

    “LETS HIGH 5!” (in a Borat’s way)

    LOL

  2. Lidah permalink
    May 24, 2009

    Blueks.

  3. the unknown permalink
    May 25, 2009

    it’s pretty typical for girls to miss us when they dont mean anythin anymore. :P

  4. May 25, 2009

    OH MY GAWD! *screams in horror*

  5. May 25, 2009

    xianfu : u pervert, go die faster la u! =P

    Lidah : ehem!

    the unknown : so you’re a guy eh? i thought ur a girl like OMG! i just planned to do things to get into ur pants, but then, ur a guy. boring la u ni! =P

    Jac : hello jacquelyn. another hug? =)

  6. May 25, 2009

    IF you promised not to eat me up?

    one hug enough la. so tamak ;p

  7. May 25, 2009

    nonsense! why would i promise such thing?

    i memang tamak!

  8. May 25, 2009

    funny…but sweet tho

  9. May 25, 2009

    stop trying to say u’re ugly!

  10. May 25, 2009

    I’m upset! You don’t dream about my fluffy breast anymore. Hhhmmmpphh!

  11. superweightkoalabear permalink
    May 25, 2009

    fluffy…. like roti gardenia?

  12. May 26, 2009

    nynna : hihi, =P

    KY : hoi! saying ‘i’m ugly’ is the cheapest and most effective way to get attention.

    Aqma Anis : gosh, u guys are so demanding! ok then, give me your breasts, faster come here.

    superweightkoalabear : ahahahaha.

  13. May 27, 2009

    and fondling with, i don’t know.” LOL! Perv.

    (:

    But yeahh, guys are cute. Kinda only. LOL.

  14. May 27, 2009

    nooo!!!! we’re freaking cute!

    doesn’t matter what we do, girls always find us yummy and are trying to get into our pants

    =P

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