Oh, you hippie puppy lovers!
4 Nov
Today, I learnt that if you’re a lousy boyfriend like i am, and you date girls as though you’re still single like i do, and your livid girlfriend says, “go to her la. Don’t cari me anymore!” and your reply is “but baby, you’re 1000 times better than her,” and that does not work. You say;
“But baby, you’re 1000 times prettier than her.”
That, could actually work.
(or you could stop being a lousy self-proclaimed bohemian boyfriend and be loyal to her)
(or you could pull a puppy face like this)
(works better if you stick your tongue out, and you don’t have a tired i-wanna-go-home face)
ok I’ll jot that down!
u should, u should always believe me
=P