Jokes i stole from the net

A young and pretty student comes to a professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.”

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean,” she whispers, “I would do anything.”

He returns her gaze. “Anything?”

“Anything.”

The professor comes to her ears and whispers, softly he says, “Would you… study?”