Nails

2 Feb

Life was, so much easier, and so much merrier before she came too close to my screen.

Life was — like any drama queen would tell — depressing and not worth living when she found out about it.

“Why are you…reading about painting nails one?” asked Fresh whose Chinese name literally meant fresh. Her face looked puzzled.

“Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha..” I laughed, i just had to. I wanted to kill myself didn’t i? Ofttimes, i’m confused between being suicidal and highly amused. My life was — before she found it about it — cloaked in melodrama and insanity. My life is, after she found out about it, still pretty much melodramatic and insane. Look at the way i write. Look at yourself. The eyeballs that follow each line and the lips that whisper every word i write, amuses me. “I want to know how they did it! I painted my nail but why not even one ah. How, how.”

I had painted my fingernail purple. And like every effeminate man would tell, it’s pretty. Prettier than yours.

(and like a girl, you’ll be jealous of it)

(losers!)

(sissy!)

9 Responses to “Nails”

  1. fielding 03. Feb, 2010 at 12:03 am #

    satu je?
    =P

  2. por 03. Feb, 2010 at 11:30 am #

    dude… that doesn’t look purple. it looks more red than purple. try some stronger purple :)

  3. A 03. Feb, 2010 at 7:29 pm #

    Curi my nail polish. :P

  4. Firdauz takes 5 03. Feb, 2010 at 10:30 pm #

    fielding : aah, satu je. theehee =P

    por : ah por! long time never met! last time was close to 3 years ago? how you been bro? and how did u find me!? lets meet bro.

    A : memang. u punya nail polish kan best. hehehe

  5. por 03. Feb, 2010 at 10:49 pm #

    long time no see bro. where go 3 years? forgot how long though. i recall it was pretty recent. the most only 2+ years :P i think i was randomly looking around and came across your website. found you also in facebook using your yahoo nick but with a gmail twist :)

  6. Firdauz takes 5 04. Feb, 2010 at 1:40 pm #

    yeah, about 2 years plus. last time we met was in ikano 2007 discussing about Guan Yin? yeah? no?

    eh, i checked and approved ur facebook already. are you married now????

    HOW COME NEVER INVITED ME ONE??! to your wedding

    so bad la you =(

  7. por 04. Feb, 2010 at 1:43 pm #

    now that you have lost your phone, how are you going to get in touch with me? :P sent you a message over in facebook. would you want me to email you yahoo or gmail? email me at the email address i’ve registered with your site. talk more in email :)

  8. fresh 09. Feb, 2010 at 5:58 pm #

    ahahahahahaha! your nails so pretty, will you do mine too? :P

  9. Firdauz takes 5 10. Feb, 2010 at 7:23 am #

    dowan.

    u always scold me =(

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