Thermodynamics, Evolution and Michelle.

24 Feb

“I’m so tall,” told Michelle while waiting for the lift.

By means of metabolism, or perhaps oxidation in thermodynamic sense, breaking down a gram of fat yields approximately 38.9 kilojoules of energy. That’s the same amount of solar radiation received by one square metre of the Earth in roughly a little more than half a minute.

C16H32O2 + 23O2 → 16CO2 + 16H2O2     ∆G°' = -9.3 kcal/g

(Illustrated by palmitic acid, a common saturated fatty acid in Michelle’s arms and thighs)

By means of nuclear fission, or perhaps splitting atoms in nonsensical sense, if the total mass of a fissile element is equal to that of Michelle’s total body weight, you can have a very happy nuclear explosive!

God help humanity! For Michelle is so fat i can’t but laugh like its a freaking marathon.

“I’m so tall,” told Michelle, looking at her heels, while waiting for the lift.

The elevator doors opened. 9 or 10 of us went in.

“Fresh, you know about evolution,” i came closer to her and whispered, “that we all came (evolved) from apes?”

“Yeah, i know.”

“I think Michelle right,” while pointing at her and she looked blank, “came (descended directly/mutated perhaps just a little bit) from dinosaurs.”

What a lovely friend i am! But Michelle sayang me, nonetheless. Kan kan?

*Pictures stolen and edited without permision from Amanda.

4 Responses to “Thermodynamics, Evolution and Michelle.”

  1. michellezyenn 25. Feb, 2010 at 2:33 pm #

    T_T so I am fat michelle the friendly whale dino. HMPH

    later you have real ones hatching from the eggs in your display picture then you know.

    Horrible friend you are. Okay la, sayang u.

  2. Tim 26. Feb, 2010 at 11:39 am #

    Wtf lah you geek!

  3. Myhorng 26. Feb, 2010 at 4:23 pm #

    patrick, ur post title never fail in making me LOL

  4. Firdauz takes 5 03. Mar, 2010 at 2:06 am #

    michellezyenn : still dieting? =P

    Tim : of course! haha

    Myhorng : eh, i want bkt. when u free ah? lets go. i long time never go bkt already. huhu

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