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	<title>Firdauz takes 5 &#187; comedy</title>
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		<title>Cik Katak Scooter says hi</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/20/cik-katak-scooter-says-hi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hai adik-adik. Nama saya adalah Cik Katak Scooter. Scoot-scoot! Cik Katak Scooter dilahirkan daripada tanah liat merah jambu-u-u. Walaupun Cik Katak Scooter berdada leper seperti lapangan terbang terminal tambang murah, hati Cik Katak Scooter suci dan murni. Sungguh suciiiii. Sungguh murni. Mmm&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Dude, whose milk is this?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/10/dude-whose-milk-is-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[asked Shun Yau, holding a milk carton that was 4 months older than its expiry date. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know. Probably Michelle&#8217;s.&#8221; Because you know, Michelle&#8217;s tummy is like what and when? Permanent obesity and was expired 10 years ago? What? Sexy is your name? Like Mizz Nina, orang gemuk sekarang semua mengaku seksi. Mengada.]]></description>
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		<title>Lenganku Kental</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/06/15/lenganku-kental/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Lelaki sekarang ni,&#8221; kata perempuan-perempuan tersebut, &#8220;semuanya tak boleh diharap. Lembik macam popsicle.&#8221; &#8220;Aah kan. Lembik, tapi sedap juga!&#8221; perempuan kedua ketawa kecil, mengekek. Entah apa yang kelakar sangat, hanya Tuhan Semenanjung yang tahu. Tuhan Borneo, kalau pengetahuan itu sampai kepadaNya, kemungkinan besar, pengetahuan itu akan diban dalam bahasa rakyat. &#8220;Baiklah, sebelum kita mendengar lagu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seekor Monkey Siam bernama Firdy, menulis sesuka hati</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/28/seekor-monkey-siam-bernama-firdy-menulis-sesuka-hati/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/28/seekor-monkey-siam-bernama-firdy-menulis-sesuka-hati/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6731</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kesukaran hidup yang telah menimpa En. Firdy Monkey, seekor monkey siam kacukan antarabangsa, telah menghilangkan kesan pepet (lucah murahan -50 markah) rasa hidup, jiwa seekor monkey. Lalu, kesukaran hidup dari jiwa yang kosong itu, menimbulkan sebuah akal. &#8220;Kalau aku seekor monkey hebat bergaya, dan jika kamu monkey-monkey yang hanya tahu membaca blog gila ini, wahai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lelaki bongkak</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/26/lelaki-bongkak/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/26/lelaki-bongkak/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6853</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I baru sedar i tua,&#8221; kata si girlpren. &#8220;I dah sedar lama dah,&#8221; kata si boipren yang bongkak, tamak haloba, perut buncit, dan comel bagai anak harimau yang masih mensusu dari buah-buahan besar yang tidak memerlukan wonderbra &#8212; penjahatan bahasa. &#8220;Bagus la baby. Baik you cari gf yg kaya raya dan muda,&#8221; &#8220;Memang itu pun [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foreplay not counted</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/26/foreplay-not-counted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6842</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;So when to do it?&#8221; asked a female friend. &#8220;Well, when my girlfriend is not home, obviously. Tomorrow you free?&#8221; &#8220;Tomorrow and Wednesday i&#8217;m not.&#8221; &#8220;Thursday?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, i think Thursday can.&#8221; &#8220;But the whole thing is going take about 1 hour plus to 2 hours.&#8221; &#8220;So fast?&#8221; asked her. &#8220;Not counting foreplay, of course.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Phone call</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/13/phone-call/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/13/phone-call/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 11:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6663</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The telephone rang. I picked it up, i didn&#8217;t know why i did, but i did it perhaps because i didn&#8217;t know why. &#8220;Hello, Syarikat Perkapalan Nasional.&#8221; I told, while lying to you about where i work. &#8220;Hello, Syarikat Perkapalan Nasional eh? Perkapalan Nasional ni syarikat apa?&#8221; &#8220;Syarikat gali minyak. Kami hanya mengali minyak gred [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morning coffee, an acronym</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/07/morning-coffee-an-acronym/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/07/morning-coffee-an-acronym/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 03:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6575</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I think better tell her,&#8221; told a friend, &#8220;to KISS.&#8221; &#8220;What&#8217;s KISS yeah? Keep It Simple?&#8221; &#8220;Keep It Simple Stupid,&#8221; And the provisional morning coffee was bitter, nothing like my favourite UCC taste number one hundred fourteen.]]></description>
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		<title>Guess i didn&#8217;t like any of you</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/06/guess-i-didnt-like-any-of-you/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/06/guess-i-didnt-like-any-of-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 13:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6500</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[See? (But don&#8217;t tell anyone that i have no idea how i feel right now) I need to kill a girl or many. Sharpen 300 riddles and stab them in the heart till they bleed poetry while i go to sleep happily, knowing that i may have won an easy fight. Stupid girls. Stupid stupid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wisdump</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/01/wisdump/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/01/wisdump/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Later that night, it became clear that it was all nonsense. Being a human being, does not mean i&#8217;m not a rabbit as well. Ok, rabbit nak berak kejap. Haha! =P]]></description>
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		<title>What happened was,</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/26/what-happened-was/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/26/what-happened-was/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6368</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[if you believe me, and i think you should, is that i got eaten by a cat. No, the cat didn&#8217;t think i was too fat. But you do, stupid humans. Miiiaooooowww.]]></description>
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		<title>Saint Patrick&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/18/saint-patricks/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/18/saint-patricks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6360</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a bar, while drinking beer and eating a pork burger, i had told, &#8220;KY, Karen is pregnant,&#8221; and while sipping the free beer and pointing at the second girl, i had continued, &#8220;but Michele is just fat.&#8221; I mean like, come on you drunk people. How many times do i have to tell this. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Syuuuukuurrrrr kepada tuhan</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/16/syuuuukuurrrrr-kepada-tuhan/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/16/syuuuukuurrrrr-kepada-tuhan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6357</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Selasa, pagi yang luar biasa, mesej segera masuk, &#8220;http://gadiscomel.com, wowee&#8221; Mesej segera di balas, &#8220;Alhamdullillah.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Oh la</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/12/oh-la/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/12/oh-la/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[KLue has linked him. Everyone on Twitter has retweeted him. Even Malaysia Kini has linked him. We only hope for the best. But if they send him to Kamunting for a very long vacation, &#8212; well, he probably will for uncovering evidence of online poll fraud, put up by the national religious body whose intention [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Oh, I dah masturbate pagi tadi guna bantal you&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/10/oh-i-dah-masturbate-pagi-tadi-guna-bantal-you/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/10/oh-i-dah-masturbate-pagi-tadi-guna-bantal-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kata Si Perempuan.]]></description>
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