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	<title>Firdauz takes 5 &#187; elsewhere</title>
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	<description>Tragicomedy in a horrid chick lit.</description>
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		<title>Osho</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/16/osho/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not believe God does not exist. I know for sure, He does not exist. And thank God, that he does not exist. &#8230; If evolution is impossible, life loses all meaning. - Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh on the existence of God. Thought that he&#8217;s funny.]]></description>
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		<title>Hey older Firdy. Look, i&#8217;ve made you a teenage playlist. Songs that we used to listen to before you grew up and became someone else.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/31/hey-older-firdy-look-ive-made-you-a-teenage-playlist-songs-that-we-used-to-listen-to-before-you-grew-up-and-became-someone-else/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 13:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, i hope you&#8217;ll like it. Remember when you told me you wanted a happier life &#8212; a car and a house and a wife and two cats, well have you gotten any? How&#8217;s life anyways, you&#8217;ve been gemuk aren&#8217;t you Firdy? Talk to me sometime yeah. I&#8217;ll be you&#8217;re friend, no matter what you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Revolutionary Road</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/17/revolutionary-road/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 12:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Firdauz takes 5</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tell me the truth, Frank, remember that? We used to live by it. And you know what&#8217;s so good about the truth? Everyone knows what it is however long they&#8217;ve lived without it. No one forgets the truth, Frank, they just get better at lying. - April Wheeler, Revolutionary Road. Richard Yates reminded me that, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be here today.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/21/so-forget-jesus-the-stars-died-so-you-could-be-here-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 22:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6364</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn&#8217;t be here if stars hadn&#8217;t exploded. Because the elements, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Syuuuukuurrrrr kepada tuhan</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/16/syuuuukuurrrrr-kepada-tuhan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Selasa, pagi yang luar biasa, mesej segera masuk, &#8220;http://gadiscomel.com, wowee&#8221; Mesej segera di balas, &#8220;Alhamdullillah.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Mwah!</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/03/mwah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anwar said, “Can I f&#8212; you?” Mohd Saiful rejected. Anwar then responded in an angry tone, “What?” and immediately directed him to go to the master bedroom. Mohd Saiful went to the room. Shortly after, Anwar entered the room and went straight to the edge to close the curtain there. Anwar went on to switch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who killed Amanda Palmer?</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/01/28/who-killed-amanda-palmer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Music by Amanda Palmer. Short story by Neil Gaiman. Like you, I know exactly where I was and what I was doing when I heard Amanda Palmer had been killed. Like you, I know no more than that. Killed, yes. But by whom and how none of us ever knew. There was nothing ever said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I want nobody, but you.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/05/16/i-want-nobody-but-you/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/05/16/i-want-nobody-but-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 21:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ermm&#8230; delicious. Hahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha. &#8220;I want nobody, nobody, but you.&#8221; =P]]></description>
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		<title>Waiting for Godot.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/04/08/waiting-for-godot/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/04/08/waiting-for-godot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Was I sleeping, while the others suffered? Am I sleeping now? Tomorrow, when I wake, or think I do, what shall I say of today? That with Estragon my friend, at this place, until the fall of night, I waited for Godot? That Pozzo passed, with his carrier, and that he spoke to us? Probably. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Gordon</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/03/13/amy-gordon/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/03/13/amy-gordon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hahahahaahahahaha She&#8217;s so funny!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>The cutest thing.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/02/08/the-cutest-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/02/08/the-cutest-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=2453</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oleh kerana Ops Sikap diimplementasikan, kebanyakkan anggota polis telah mendirikan sekatan jalan raya. Oleh kerana Malaysia merupakan salah satu negara dimana kepincangan sosial memakan suap adalah suatu pasal yang biasa, aku terpaksa membayar Yuran Perlindungan. Jika Yuran Perlindungan tidak dibayar, dompet aku akan mengalami kesusahan yang tidak terbanding. RM40 tau? Duit itu adalah 20 peratus [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Franz Ferdinand &#8211; Tonight.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/02/07/franz-ferdinand-tonight/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/02/07/franz-ferdinand-tonight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Lalalalala Ulysses I’ll find a new way. I’ll find a new way, baby.&#8221; Franz Ferdinand&#8217;s new album, Tonight =]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Are Loved.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/02/03/you-are-loved/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/02/03/you-are-loved/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=2313</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You are loved and you know you are Yeah you know you know you know you are And you know you know you know you are You&#8217;ll endure and you know you will Yeah you know you know you know you will And you know you know you know you will - Athlete, You Know]]></description>
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		<title>MacBook Wheel</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/01/09/macbook-wheel/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/01/09/macbook-wheel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first laptop to get rid of the keyboard. With predictive sentence feature like; 1) The abortion went well. 2) The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan&#8217;s &#8220;Ecrits&#8221; to the abortion doctor. Wow. &#8220;It couldn&#8217;t be simpler.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>I believe in BOMOH.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2008/11/28/i-believe-in-bomoh/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2008/11/28/i-believe-in-bomoh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=1656</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fuck you, fuck all of you! Mediums are real. Here&#8217;s the video that shows Malaysian bomohs are the best. Subhaha&#8230; what ever!]]></description>
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