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	<title>Firdauz takes 5 &#187; fiction</title>
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	<description>Tragicomedy in a horrid chick lit.</description>
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		<title>What happened was,</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/26/what-happened-was/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if you believe me, and i think you should, is that i got eaten by a cat. No, the cat didn&#8217;t think i was too fat. But you do, stupid humans. Miiiaooooowww.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Oh, I dah masturbate pagi tadi guna bantal you&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/10/oh-i-dah-masturbate-pagi-tadi-guna-bantal-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kata Si Perempuan.]]></description>
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		<title>Adik adik,</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/09/adik-adik/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hari ini, Abang Misai akan memceritakan sebuah cerita dongeng. Dengar ya. Duduk lah rapat-rapat sikit dengan Abang Misai. Tapi, tak boleh raba tau! Pada suatu hari yang asing, pada pagi sebelum tengah hari yang asing, Abang Misai telah menerima email yang berbunyi seakan-akan asing. Abang Misai tidak pasti lagi. Benarkah email ini terlalu asing untuk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kongsi gelap</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/17/kongsi-gelap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6002</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a chai wallah. Tumsapenehe Jamal Slumdogehe coca-cola. Acha betha. Computer ghee lock answer Jamal cucu mata, acha betha. Acha betha. Peletum peletum nahe nahe supramaniam tarian naga. Ayoyo! Nahe yoyo! Mumbai ka, makan petai ka tetek tada besar. Peletum? Jamal, peletum nahe? Tarian naga betha? Acha. Whatever it is, chinese he, india he, malay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paradise (II)</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/12/paradise-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=5975</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Is it time to wake up?&#8221; There was no answer. &#8220;Is it time to wake up?!&#8221; There, was still no answer, but music, sandwiches and teas.]]></description>
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		<title>Paradise</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/10/paradise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr.Malayaya. I. Mr. Malayayaya died &#8212; without thinking too much &#8212; he died on the first thought. He had never died before, and he wasn&#8217;t quite sure yet whether he had liked it. Most people when they died, they took some time to get used to death. Some of them didn&#8217;t take enough time and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hmmm, Makcik rasa</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/12/16/hmmm-makcik-rasa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=5239</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[anak-anak raksasa makcik, perlukan makanan yang seimbang untuk membesar sebagai juara. Makcik bukan apa. Makcik nak tengok anak-anak raksasa makcik &#8212; ikhlas ya ni makcik cakap &#8212; menjadi pandai, bijak, bersopan-santun, handsome, cantik, pendek kata, makcik tak suka tengok anak-anak raksasa makcik nanti jadi macam Karen dan Michelle. Gemuk sangat mereka tu! Makcik ke pekan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hail, Corporation!</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/12/06/hail-corporation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=5031</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Gah! Gah!&#8221; I shouted, &#8220;I do not want to work on weekend!&#8221;. Furious and frustrated with what i had become, i kicked the laptop and set big flames and nearly burnt the whole world. As i hopped happily the to the magic door, — to exit life, end all misery and quite possibly to become [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hello, Firdy.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/12/05/hello-firdy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=4937</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I asked Papa to draw me a set of pictures. &#8220;Ohito, konichiwa hello kitty, mai mai ka?&#8221; &#8220;Nindek.&#8221; This is my story. My name is Firdy and i am a cat. I live in a big house with my pet. His name is Marxist. Marxist likes to sleep. I like to run. I can run [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life is unfair.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/05/26/life-is-unfair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 11:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=4053</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Life is unfair. &#8220;Life will be fairer in 6 more weeks,&#8221; she said, and put the tube of Fair &#038; Lovely — a cheap 5-ringgit-30 whitening cream she bought at Mydin, her favourite place to shop but was also a secret she never shared — on the table, and smiled to the mirror and herself, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cerita bergambar : Kisah Perempuan Tua.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/04/26/cerita-bergambar-kisah-perempuan-tua/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/04/26/cerita-bergambar-kisah-perempuan-tua/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=3734</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pada suatu hari, di sebuah restaurant Jepun yang menyediakan makanan siapa-cepat-dia-dapat — dan makanan kalau order memang susah atau lambat betul nak dapat —, Encik Firdy yang terkenal dengan sifat sopan santunnya, dengan iklhlasnya telah berkata; &#8220;Perempuan Tua, saya cintakan kamu.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, cinta plastic kamu tu? Yang kamu katakan juga kepada seribu wanita lain tu?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, i got married last weekend.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/04/14/yes-i-got-married-last-weekend/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/04/14/yes-i-got-married-last-weekend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is true what the say about weddings, you can do it on the weekends, you can do it in your ragged jeans and you can do it in your head. So i did it in my ragged jeans, in the drizzling rain that dribbled down a bright weekend and showed me the color of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A note for Daisy.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/03/29/a-note-for-daisy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=3276</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Daisy, By the time you read this, i&#8217;ve already fallen in love with you. It&#8217;s among the mysterious things i don&#8217;t understand about myself. And this may sound like a suicide note, but i want you to know, Daisy, by the time you read this, i&#8217;ve already fallen in love with you. And i want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snow White.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/01/26/snow-white/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jacquelyn couldn&#8217;t sleep, she just had seafood with her family, and a long journey to the northeast, and the soft pillows on the deep mattress were too early for her tired bones, and she had asked me to tell her the story of Snow White, in the way of my own. &#8220;I&#8217;ll write a post [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hikayat, Sang Kancil, dan Sihir No. 1.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/01/08/hikayat-sang-kancil-dan-sihir-no-1/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2009/01/08/hikayat-sang-kancil-dan-sihir-no-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Di rimba kaca, konkrit dan elevators, tingkat 12B membawa aku ke taman yang berselerak dengan kasut hitam dan tumit tinggi, bil-bil tahun semalam, dan pohon-pohon renek biru di celah buah-buahan merah yang besar dan tinggi. &#8220;Tolong, tolong!&#8221; Sang Monyet memanggil dari interkom. &#8220;Sudah 4 hari aku tak makan, kasihani lah aku.&#8221; &#8220;Tak boleh Monyet, kita [...]]]></description>
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