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		<title>Grand Unified Bimboness</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/09/08/grand-unified-bimboness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very fat girl went to Timor Timur, or Senegal, or Thailand &#8212; I couldn&#8217;t tell the difference &#8212; and bought me stupid earrings, and gave me a fuchsia 60-Second Nail Polish. Fat girl : You very happy ah got earrings and a nail polish. Me : T_T As to when silly people around me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pictures, republished.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/22/pictures-republished/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And 2008, felt just like yesterday. And if i remember correctly, yesterday, i was happy, mostly. And not so broke. Life, used to be special, i guess. It used to &#8230;.. ermmm satisfy. And it was damn easy too. You know what went wrong? I grew up. That&#8217;s what went wrong. That&#8217;s what went terribly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cik Katak Scooter says hi</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/20/cik-katak-scooter-says-hi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hai adik-adik. Nama saya adalah Cik Katak Scooter. Scoot-scoot! Cik Katak Scooter dilahirkan daripada tanah liat merah jambu-u-u. Walaupun Cik Katak Scooter berdada leper seperti lapangan terbang terminal tambang murah, hati Cik Katak Scooter suci dan murni. Sungguh suciiiii. Sungguh murni. Mmm&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>For wankers, by a good man.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/30/for-wankers-by-a-good-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 19:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=7150</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How often people call me wanker even though i never got caught. And more often than not, i surfed porno sites to get the vision, the wild feeling of being on a mission of finding the chemistry of being sexually stimulated. I talk crap, but i tell you truth, the whole truth of who i [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seekor Monkey Siam bernama Firdy, menulis sesuka hati</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/28/seekor-monkey-siam-bernama-firdy-menulis-sesuka-hati/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6731</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kesukaran hidup yang telah menimpa En. Firdy Monkey, seekor monkey siam kacukan antarabangsa, telah menghilangkan kesan pepet (lucah murahan -50 markah) rasa hidup, jiwa seekor monkey. Lalu, kesukaran hidup dari jiwa yang kosong itu, menimbulkan sebuah akal. &#8220;Kalau aku seekor monkey hebat bergaya, dan jika kamu monkey-monkey yang hanya tahu membaca blog gila ini, wahai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On a slow Sunday afternoon,</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/20/on-a-slow-sunday-afternoon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[in reality, i had made myself amoeba-shaped pizzas, and a rose-orange drink. I ate them for lunch, for dinner, for every demonic plesiosaur who urinated in chlorinated water, happily for democracy, and freedom to hate crazy people like you. Ah, how i was only an amateur, dabbling in life, forced puberty at 13, watched porno [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morning coffee, an acronym</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/07/morning-coffee-an-acronym/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 03:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6575</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I think better tell her,&#8221; told a friend, &#8220;to KISS.&#8221; &#8220;What&#8217;s KISS yeah? Keep It Simple?&#8221; &#8220;Keep It Simple Stupid,&#8221; And the provisional morning coffee was bitter, nothing like my favourite UCC taste number one hundred fourteen.]]></description>
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		<title>Wisdump</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/01/wisdump/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Later that night, it became clear that it was all nonsense. Being a human being, does not mean i&#8217;m not a rabbit as well. Ok, rabbit nak berak kejap. Haha! =P]]></description>
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		<title>Fireball</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/28/fireball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 12:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a giant star outside my window that evening. I don&#8217;t really remember which evening it was, i found the picture from my camera, taken maybe by a giant squid from Mars, or it could be my girlfriend. But i do think that the latter would satisfy the ontological parsimony of William of Ockham&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adik adik,</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/09/adik-adik/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hari ini, Abang Misai akan memceritakan sebuah cerita dongeng. Dengar ya. Duduk lah rapat-rapat sikit dengan Abang Misai. Tapi, tak boleh raba tau! Pada suatu hari yang asing, pada pagi sebelum tengah hari yang asing, Abang Misai telah menerima email yang berbunyi seakan-akan asing. Abang Misai tidak pasti lagi. Benarkah email ini terlalu asing untuk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nama saya, Rahsia.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/01/nama-saya-rahsia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6153</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Berdasarkan kenyataan diatas, lengkapkan slogan dan alamat anda dan hantar ke 1800-200-namasayarahsia dan menangi hadiah berupa lelaki gemuk yang sedang mencuri tulang dari membuat kerja yang sepatutnya &#8212; seperti, memendekkan sesuatu yang panjang.]]></description>
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		<title>Thermodynamics, Evolution and Michelle.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/24/thermodynamics-evolution-and-michelle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6100</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“I’m so tall,” told Michelle while waiting for the lift. By means of metabolism, or perhaps oxidation in thermodynamic sense, breaking down a gram of fat yields approximately 38.9 kilojoules of energy. That&#8217;s the same amount of solar radiation received by one square metre of the Earth in roughly a little more than half a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kongsi gelap</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/17/kongsi-gelap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a chai wallah. Tumsapenehe Jamal Slumdogehe coca-cola. Acha betha. Computer ghee lock answer Jamal cucu mata, acha betha. Acha betha. Peletum peletum nahe nahe supramaniam tarian naga. Ayoyo! Nahe yoyo! Mumbai ka, makan petai ka tetek tada besar. Peletum? Jamal, peletum nahe? Tarian naga betha? Acha. Whatever it is, chinese he, india he, malay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seekor kucing gemuk</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/07/seekor-kucing-gemuk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Telah merasuk seorang lelaki separuh gemuk. Dan lelaki itu menjadi gila. Lala.]]></description>
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		<title>Nails</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/02/nails/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life was, so much easier, and so much merrier before she came too close to my screen. Life was &#8212; like any drama queen would tell &#8212; depressing and not worth living when she found out about it. &#8220;Why are you&#8230;reading about painting nails one?&#8221; asked Fresh whose Chinese name literally meant fresh. Her face [...]]]></description>
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