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		<title>something just died</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/12/06/something-just-died/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 18:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[something, just died. and i think it was my heart.]]></description>
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		<title>Grand Unified Bimboness</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/09/08/grand-unified-bimboness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very fat girl went to Timor Timur, or Senegal, or Thailand &#8212; I couldn&#8217;t tell the difference &#8212; and bought me stupid earrings, and gave me a fuchsia 60-Second Nail Polish. Fat girl : You very happy ah got earrings and a nail polish. Me : T_T As to when silly people around me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pictures, republished.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/22/pictures-republished/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And 2008, felt just like yesterday. And if i remember correctly, yesterday, i was happy, mostly. And not so broke. Life, used to be special, i guess. It used to &#8230;.. ermmm satisfy. And it was damn easy too. You know what went wrong? I grew up. That&#8217;s what went wrong. That&#8217;s what went terribly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cik Katak Scooter says hi</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/20/cik-katak-scooter-says-hi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hai adik-adik. Nama saya adalah Cik Katak Scooter. Scoot-scoot! Cik Katak Scooter dilahirkan daripada tanah liat merah jambu-u-u. Walaupun Cik Katak Scooter berdada leper seperti lapangan terbang terminal tambang murah, hati Cik Katak Scooter suci dan murni. Sungguh suciiiii. Sungguh murni. Mmm&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Cancer is real, it kills, and i hate it so much</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/19/cancer-is-real-it-kills-and-i-hate-it-so-much/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know why some people get cancer, but they get that, and if you ask me, they don&#8217;t deserve it. Stop cancer from touching the flesh of all the good people. Stop it. Period. Let&#8217;s hope this is not the final entry. Should it be, I hope it becomes an avenue that people seek [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Dude, whose milk is this?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/10/dude-whose-milk-is-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[asked Shun Yau, holding a milk carton that was 4 months older than its expiry date. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know. Probably Michelle&#8217;s.&#8221; Because you know, Michelle&#8217;s tummy is like what and when? Permanent obesity and was expired 10 years ago? What? Sexy is your name? Like Mizz Nina, orang gemuk sekarang semua mengaku seksi. Mengada.]]></description>
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		<title>For wankers, by a good man.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/30/for-wankers-by-a-good-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 19:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How often people call me wanker even though i never got caught. And more often than not, i surfed porno sites to get the vision, the wild feeling of being on a mission of finding the chemistry of being sexually stimulated. I talk crap, but i tell you truth, the whole truth of who i [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In the office, while drinking cold water from a tumbler, i had thought</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/25/in-the-office-while-drinking-cold-water-from-a-tumbler-i-had-thought/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 11:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[that religion, for each one of them, is an idea &#8212; it&#8217;s a thought &#8212; men produce when they do not know the truth, and are lacking of any real evidence. So, they simplify. There was a supreme being, who created everything. There was a man, and he had a wife, and we are the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Repeat cycle, until i show signs of life</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/21/repeat-cycle-until-i-show-signs-of-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 22:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everywhere; in a train, in a cab, &#8212; while walking &#8211;, in a bus, in a city full of &#8212; hehehe, i do not know how to complete this sentence, so i&#8217;m gonna write the first awkward word that comes to my mind instead, i hope &#8212; people, wandering and wondering about things, and i&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes,</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/14/sometimes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 13:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[in this life of mine, i really do not know what i need, or need to do. So often, i give people what they demand for, and what they say they need. Login names, passwords, money, madness, my own freedom, reasons to hate me, sadness, virginity at least once, i gave them away, in hope [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I very Ah Beng ah</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/11/i-very-ah-beng-ah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 18:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6978</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night, while still was very much a 100% proto-malay, i sent out an email to the programmers. It read, Title : I lazy to google Hello awesome programmers, What&#8217;s the difference between jQuery 1) .append 2) .add I want to add an html element inside a div. *i also very lazy correct grammar =( [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/08/6972/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 23:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What i need, is a state of chaos; madness and guns and revenge, to be stimulated, broken and inspired. How i miss you, little devil in me.]]></description>
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		<title>Seekor Monkey Siam bernama Firdy, menulis sesuka hati</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/28/seekor-monkey-siam-bernama-firdy-menulis-sesuka-hati/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kesukaran hidup yang telah menimpa En. Firdy Monkey, seekor monkey siam kacukan antarabangsa, telah menghilangkan kesan pepet (lucah murahan -50 markah) rasa hidup, jiwa seekor monkey. Lalu, kesukaran hidup dari jiwa yang kosong itu, menimbulkan sebuah akal. &#8220;Kalau aku seekor monkey hebat bergaya, dan jika kamu monkey-monkey yang hanya tahu membaca blog gila ini, wahai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lelaki bongkak</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/26/lelaki-bongkak/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I baru sedar i tua,&#8221; kata si girlpren. &#8220;I dah sedar lama dah,&#8221; kata si boipren yang bongkak, tamak haloba, perut buncit, dan comel bagai anak harimau yang masih mensusu dari buah-buahan besar yang tidak memerlukan wonderbra &#8212; penjahatan bahasa. &#8220;Bagus la baby. Baik you cari gf yg kaya raya dan muda,&#8221; &#8220;Memang itu pun [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foreplay not counted</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/04/26/foreplay-not-counted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;So when to do it?&#8221; asked a female friend. &#8220;Well, when my girlfriend is not home, obviously. Tomorrow you free?&#8221; &#8220;Tomorrow and Wednesday i&#8217;m not.&#8221; &#8220;Thursday?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, i think Thursday can.&#8221; &#8220;But the whole thing is going take about 1 hour plus to 2 hours.&#8221; &#8220;So fast?&#8221; asked her. &#8220;Not counting foreplay, of course.&#8221;]]></description>
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