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	<description>Tragicomedy in a horrid chick lit.</description>
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		<title>Oh la</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/12/oh-la/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[KLue has linked him. Everyone on Twitter has retweeted him. Even Malaysia Kini has linked him. We only hope for the best. But if they send him to Kamunting for a very long vacation, &#8212; well, he probably will for uncovering evidence of online poll fraud, put up by the national religious body whose intention [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Oh, I dah masturbate pagi tadi guna bantal you&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/10/oh-i-dah-masturbate-pagi-tadi-guna-bantal-you/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/10/oh-i-dah-masturbate-pagi-tadi-guna-bantal-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kata Si Perempuan.
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		<title>Adik adik,</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/09/adik-adik/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hari ini, Abang Misai akan memceritakan sebuah cerita dongeng. Dengar ya. Duduk lah rapat-rapat sikit dengan Abang Misai. Tapi, tak boleh raba tau!

Pada suatu hari yang asing, pada pagi sebelum tengah hari yang asing, Abang Misai telah menerima email yang berbunyi seakan-akan asing. Abang Misai tidak pasti lagi.
Benarkah email ini terlalu asing untuk diriku? Diam [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ahahaha, Firdy damn kepoh one!</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/05/ahahaha-firdy-damn-kepoh-one/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/05/ahahaha-firdy-damn-kepoh-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6173</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For Carol and Tim, with love.
&#8220;Eh bro, when&#8217;s your anniversary yeah? It&#8217;s nearing &#8212; sometime this month right? Or is it past already ah?&#8221;
&#8220;Eh! Why you damn kepoh one ah?!&#8221;
Tim never liked my question. I could understand that. Not everyone is comfortable sharing their private lives with people like me.
Yeah, people like me. The kepoh [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nama saya, Rahsia.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/01/nama-saya-rahsia/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/03/01/nama-saya-rahsia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6153</guid>
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Berdasarkan kenyataan diatas, lengkapkan slogan dan alamat anda dan hantar ke 1800-200-namasayarahsia dan menangi hadiah berupa lelaki gemuk yang sedang mencuri tulang dari membuat kerja yang sepatutnya &#8212; seperti, memendekkan sesuatu yang panjang.
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		<title>Thermodynamics, Evolution and Michelle.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/24/thermodynamics-evolution-and-michelle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I’m so tall,” told Michelle while waiting for the lift.
By means of metabolism, or perhaps oxidation in thermodynamic sense,  breaking down a gram of fat yields approximately 38.9 kilojoules of energy. That&#8217;s the same amount of solar radiation received by one square metre of the Earth in roughly a little more than half a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soap</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/23/soap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6083</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Baby, i rasa kan,&#8221; while flipping through a Biochemistry text book (true geeks read textbooks for fun!) looking for ways to hydrolyze triacylglycerols with alkali, in other words &#8212; learning how to turn fat people into soaps, i had told, &#8220;our paths pernah crossed before. Betul Baby, i rasa.&#8221;
&#8220;Iya? Kat mana Baby?&#8221;
&#8220;Kat sini,&#8221; i held [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kongsi gelap</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/17/kongsi-gelap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=6002</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a chai wallah. Tumsapenehe Jamal Slumdogehe coca-cola.

Acha betha. Computer ghee lock answer Jamal cucu mata, acha betha.

Acha betha. Peletum peletum nahe nahe supramaniam tarian naga. Ayoyo!

Nahe yoyo! Mumbai ka, makan petai ka tetek tada besar. Peletum?
Jamal, peletum nahe?



Tarian naga betha? Acha.


Whatever it is, chinese he, india he, malay he, one malaysia, hepi niuyar.



Kongsi kongsi.
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		<title>Paradise (II)</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/12/paradise-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=5975</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Is it time to wake up?&#8221;
There was no answer.
&#8220;Is it time to wake up?!&#8221;
There, was still no answer, but music, sandwiches and teas.
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		<title>Paradise</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/10/paradise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=5957</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr.Malayaya.
I.
Mr. Malayayaya died &#8212; without thinking too much &#8212; he died on the first thought. He had never died before, and he wasn&#8217;t quite sure yet whether he had liked it. Most people when they died, they took some time to get used to death. Some of them didn&#8217;t take enough time and hated death [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seekor kucing gemuk</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/07/seekor-kucing-gemuk/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/07/seekor-kucing-gemuk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
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Telah merasuk seorang lelaki separuh gemuk.
Dan lelaki itu menjadi gila.
Lala.
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		<title>Islam dan Teori Evolusi.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/06/islam-dan-teori-evolusi/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/06/islam-dan-teori-evolusi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=5883</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ironinya, saya bukan seorang muslim atau seorang yang beragama untuk menulis topik ini. Tetapi saya terpanggil untuk menjawab, dan mungkin agak sedikit terlambat.
Saya ditanya (didalam blog milik seorang gadis Malaysia yang belajar di luar negara) oleh rakannya;

&#8220;So by not believing in existence of God(Allah the Almighty), how did u explain the creation of the world [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mwah!</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/03/mwah/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/03/mwah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=5864</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Anwar said, “Can I f&#8212; you?”
Mohd Saiful rejected.
Anwar then responded in an angry tone, “What?” and immediately directed him to go to the master bedroom.
Mohd Saiful went to the room. Shortly after, Anwar entered the room and went straight to the edge to close the curtain there.
Anwar went on to switch off the lights.
He then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nails</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/02/nails/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/02/02/nails/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life was, so much easier, and so much merrier before she came too close to my screen.
Life was &#8212; like any drama queen would tell &#8212; depressing and not worth living when she found out about it.
&#8220;Why are you&#8230;reading about painting nails one?&#8221; asked Fresh whose Chinese name literally meant fresh. Her face looked puzzled.
&#8220;Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha..&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Carol,</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/01/30/dear-carol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
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Remember when we were friends and you were stupid and i was obviously charming and gave you pink flowers and told you to return them back?
Those were the happiest days, weren&#8217;t they?
Now you went Japan and all around the world and got handsome boyfriend already very action ah. Message also dowan reply.
How you been, silly [...]]]></description>
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