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	<description>Tragicomedy in a horrid chick lit.</description>
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		<title>something just died</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/12/06/something-just-died/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 18:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[something, just died. and i think it was my heart.]]></description>
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		<title>Grand Unified Bimboness</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/09/08/grand-unified-bimboness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very fat girl went to Timor Timur, or Senegal, or Thailand &#8212; I couldn&#8217;t tell the difference &#8212; and bought me stupid earrings, and gave me a fuchsia 60-Second Nail Polish. Fat girl : You very happy ah got earrings and a nail polish. Me : T_T As to when silly people around me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curiosity almost killed this cat</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/08/28/curiosity-almost-killed-this-cat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The good news is</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/08/11/the-good-news-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 20:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this blog is coming to an end. For good. The bad news is that, i&#8217;m almost done writing and art directing the worse drama in my life. Meet the worse new me. Starting next week, you can almost say good bye to Firdauz takes 5. For what it used to be, a lunch-dating platform or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pictures, republished.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/22/pictures-republished/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And 2008, felt just like yesterday. And if i remember correctly, yesterday, i was happy, mostly. And not so broke. Life, used to be special, i guess. It used to &#8230;.. ermmm satisfy. And it was damn easy too. You know what went wrong? I grew up. That&#8217;s what went wrong. That&#8217;s what went terribly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cik Katak Scooter says hi</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/20/cik-katak-scooter-says-hi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hai adik-adik. Nama saya adalah Cik Katak Scooter. Scoot-scoot! Cik Katak Scooter dilahirkan daripada tanah liat merah jambu-u-u. Walaupun Cik Katak Scooter berdada leper seperti lapangan terbang terminal tambang murah, hati Cik Katak Scooter suci dan murni. Sungguh suciiiii. Sungguh murni. Mmm&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Cancer is real, it kills, and i hate it so much</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/19/cancer-is-real-it-kills-and-i-hate-it-so-much/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know why some people get cancer, but they get that, and if you ask me, they don&#8217;t deserve it. Stop cancer from touching the flesh of all the good people. Stop it. Period. Let&#8217;s hope this is not the final entry. Should it be, I hope it becomes an avenue that people seek [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Osho</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/16/osho/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not believe God does not exist. I know for sure, He does not exist. And thank God, that he does not exist. &#8230; If evolution is impossible, life loses all meaning. - Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh on the existence of God. Thought that he&#8217;s funny.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Dude, whose milk is this?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/07/10/dude-whose-milk-is-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[asked Shun Yau, holding a milk carton that was 4 months older than its expiry date. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know. Probably Michelle&#8217;s.&#8221; Because you know, Michelle&#8217;s tummy is like what and when? Permanent obesity and was expired 10 years ago? What? Sexy is your name? Like Mizz Nina, orang gemuk sekarang semua mengaku seksi. Mengada.]]></description>
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		<title>Lenganku Kental</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/06/15/lenganku-kental/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=7240</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Lelaki sekarang ni,&#8221; kata perempuan-perempuan tersebut, &#8220;semuanya tak boleh diharap. Lembik macam popsicle.&#8221; &#8220;Aah kan. Lembik, tapi sedap juga!&#8221; perempuan kedua ketawa kecil, mengekek. Entah apa yang kelakar sangat, hanya Tuhan Semenanjung yang tahu. Tuhan Borneo, kalau pengetahuan itu sampai kepadaNya, kemungkinan besar, pengetahuan itu akan diban dalam bahasa rakyat. &#8220;Baiklah, sebelum kita mendengar lagu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey older Firdy. Look, i&#8217;ve made you a teenage playlist. Songs that we used to listen to before you grew up and became someone else.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/31/hey-older-firdy-look-ive-made-you-a-teenage-playlist-songs-that-we-used-to-listen-to-before-you-grew-up-and-became-someone-else/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 13:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, i hope you&#8217;ll like it. Remember when you told me you wanted a happier life &#8212; a car and a house and a wife and two cats, well have you gotten any? How&#8217;s life anyways, you&#8217;ve been gemuk aren&#8217;t you Firdy? Talk to me sometime yeah. I&#8217;ll be you&#8217;re friend, no matter what you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For wankers, by a good man.</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/30/for-wankers-by-a-good-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 19:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://takes5.firdauz.my/?p=7150</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How often people call me wanker even though i never got caught. And more often than not, i surfed porno sites to get the vision, the wild feeling of being on a mission of finding the chemistry of being sexually stimulated. I talk crap, but i tell you truth, the whole truth of who i [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In the office, while drinking cold water from a tumbler, i had thought</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/25/in-the-office-while-drinking-cold-water-from-a-tumbler-i-had-thought/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 11:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[that religion, for each one of them, is an idea &#8212; it&#8217;s a thought &#8212; men produce when they do not know the truth, and are lacking of any real evidence. So, they simplify. There was a supreme being, who created everything. There was a man, and he had a wife, and we are the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Repeat cycle, until i show signs of life</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/21/repeat-cycle-until-i-show-signs-of-life/</link>
		<comments>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/21/repeat-cycle-until-i-show-signs-of-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 22:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everywhere; in a train, in a cab, &#8212; while walking &#8211;, in a bus, in a city full of &#8212; hehehe, i do not know how to complete this sentence, so i&#8217;m gonna write the first awkward word that comes to my mind instead, i hope &#8212; people, wandering and wondering about things, and i&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Revolutionary Road</title>
		<link>http://takes5.firdauz.my/2010/05/17/revolutionary-road/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 12:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tell me the truth, Frank, remember that? We used to live by it. And you know what&#8217;s so good about the truth? Everyone knows what it is however long they&#8217;ve lived without it. No one forgets the truth, Frank, they just get better at lying. - April Wheeler, Revolutionary Road. Richard Yates reminded me that, [...]]]></description>
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